"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
This blew my mind
Rhyles is in his jumperoo rn hasn’t used this thing for ages he should be in bed but he skipped a nap and theb took one at 5 when we drove over to the Christmas party then took another nap at 7ish when we drove out to Syracuse to pick up some crap for Kevin but each of the naps were for about 15 mins so bedtime should happen soon
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Rhyland walks every where now he rarely crawls its so cute and devastating
welcome to the 75th horny games, everyone take your clothes off & suck my dick